{"id":7170,"date":"2010-09-28T02:57:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-28T02:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7170"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:43","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:43","slug":"el-embajador-perfecto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7170","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1El embajador perfecto!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Mientras Coatza sufre la inclemencia de Matthew; cuando a\u00fan no nos reponemos de Karl. Cuando T\u00edo Fide piensa que atrapar un cocodrilo es oportuno para tomarse la foto cual safari; cuando tengo tres d\u00edas con migra\u00f1a\u2026 la ONU debate sobre qui\u00e9n pudiera ser el Embajador en caso de que hubiera contacto extraterrestre con la tercera roca del sistema solar.<br \/>Suena loco, pero hay un ente en la ONU llamado Oficina de Naciones Unidas para el Espacio Exterior (Unoosa, por sus siglas en ingl\u00e9s) que ya est\u00e1 candidateando a Mazlan Othman, su directora, como embajadora oficial del espacio.<br \/>Sin embargo, no deja de ser una propuesta que al menos entre los pol\u00edticos del pa\u00eds, no deja de sonar interesante.<br \/>No es para menos, cuando hay dos vertientes en ello:<br \/>a) La posibilidad de darle empleo a alg\u00fan amigo cuando se pensaba que ya no hab\u00eda espacio para tal\u2026 o<br \/>b) La posibilidad de mandar lejos al pol\u00edtico inc\u00f3modo como eventualmente se ha hecho al nombrarlos embajadores.<br \/>Es por ello que han surgido algunas propuestas dignas de comentar para hacerle contrapeso a Mazlan Othman en su carrera diplom\u00e1tica al espacio:<\/p>\n<p>* Despu\u00e9s del rid\u00edculo protagonizado en el bar El Candelabro, Tom\u00e1s Ruiz Gonz\u00e1lez se convierte en candidato natural a conformar la Casa Veracruz en el infinito y m\u00e1s all\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>* Elvia Ruiz Ces\u00e1reo podr\u00eda llevar apoyo hasta donde ya no alcanza a ver el Hubble aunque esperando que le lleguen los saludos del gober v\u00eda \u201cTwitter\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>* Y ya que Alonso Dom\u00ednguez Ferr\u00e1ez suspira por una secretar\u00eda del Medio Ambiente\u2026 \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no crearle una del Espacio Exterior?<\/p>\n<p>* Y si Javier Duarte no tiene cupo en su gabinete para tanto compromiso, \u00bfqu\u00e9 tal una embajada en el Planeta Rojo?<\/p>\n<p>* Si al alcalde electo de Tuxpan, Alberto Silva, lo espanta la paternidad, bien puede responsabilizar a \u201cET\u201d\u2026 con eso de que as\u00ed dec\u00eda el extraterrestre de Spielberg: \u201cEte fue un faj\u00f3n\u2026\u201d, perd\u00f3n, el traductor universal estaba mal aplicado: \u201cET phone home\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p>* Ahora que si cualquier alcalde tiene problemas para cerrar su administraci\u00f3n con n\u00fameros negros, puede proclamar un encuentro cercano del tercer tipo y alegar que las arcas fueron \u201cabducidas\u201d por alien\u00edgenas hostiles.<\/p>\n<p>* Por supuesto, no pod\u00eda perderse la oportunidad de involucrar en la pol\u00edtica a Sergio Torres Mar\u00edn, due\u00f1o de las farmacias Las Torres\u2026 \u00bfy qu\u00e9 mejor que siendo embajador en alguna galaxia vecina? Por supuesto, no se preocupe, \u00a1hasta all\u00e1 le llevar\u00e1n su pago correspondiente de lo que le debe el Gobierno estatal!<\/p>\n<p>* Marcelo Montiel Montiel podr\u00eda ser un embajador perfecto en el espacio sidaral\u2026 \u00bfqu\u00e9 raro? El Word no me corrigi\u00f3 \u201csidaral\u201d\u2026 \u00a1es sideral!<\/p>\n<p>* Muchos de nuestros diputados locales son candidatos id\u00f3neos a la aventura diplom\u00e1tica gal\u00e1ctica: cuentan con una habilidad extraordinaria para estar siempre \u201cperdidos en el espacio\u201d o \u201cestar en la luna\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>* No\u2026 no, se\u00f1ores, no\u2026 Elba Esther Gordillo no es ning\u00fan Alien y mucho menos es la madre de los \u201cDepredadores\u201d contra los que luch\u00f3 Arnold Chuaseneguer\u2026 \u00a1ella es as\u00ed!<\/p>\n<p>Claro, la lista de candidatos es inmensa pero si hay alguien que pueda chorearse a los alien\u00edgenas, que pueda hacer que traigan su tecnolog\u00eda, que inviertan con nosotros, que compren hasta el Floresta, ninguno como el T\u00edo Fide\u2026 \u00a1\u00c9se s\u00ed ser\u00eda el embajador perfecto!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<br \/>Twitter: @cainito<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Mientras Coatza sufre la inclemencia de Matthew; cuando a\u00fan no nos reponemos de Karl. 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