{"id":7364,"date":"2010-08-25T03:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7364"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:42:57","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:42:57","slug":"asistentes-de-cuento","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7364","title":{"rendered":"Asistentes de cuento"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><br \/><em>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/em><\/p>\n<p>En un af\u00e1n por no herir susceptibilidades, hay palabras que van cayendo en el desuso como criado, sirvienta o f\u00e1mula, esta \u00faltima palabra que Mar\u00eda Victoria (La criada bien criada) convirti\u00f3 en \u201cf\u00e1mulla\u201d.<br \/>Ahora ya son empleados dom\u00e9sticos.<br \/>Quiz\u00e1 haya o\u00eddo a personas que se quejan de lo dif\u00edcil que resulta encontrar a una o un empleado dom\u00e9stico eficiente porque ya piden s\u00e1bados y domingos para descansar, televisi\u00f3n en su cuarto, con sistema de cable por supuesto, un horario para atender, \u00a1y hasta Infonavit!<br \/>\u00a1Ya no son como antes!<br \/>Se tomaron muy en serio eso de que \u201cson como de la familia\u201d, se quejan los ricachones\u2026<br \/>Claro, porque en la m\u00eda, soy jardinero, lavatrastos, lavacarros, pasea-perros, barrendero, \u00a1y muy recogedor!, dijera el Gober.<br \/>En t\u00e9rminos pol\u00edticos, si hay algo m\u00e1s parecido a un empleado dom\u00e9stico es la secretaria, ayudante o asistente, sin af\u00e1n de ofender. Son empleos dignos aunque a veces los indignos sean los jefes.<br \/>Cualquiera de los tres citados es una agenda b\u00edpeda, un chofer de 24 horas, enfermero, fot\u00f3grafo, jefe de prensa, asesor de imagen, guarura (que no \u201cguachoma\u201d, aunque hay casos) consejero matrimonial, \u00a1o doctor coraz\u00f3n!<br \/>En pol\u00edtica usted los puede identificar porque siempre andan detr\u00e1s del funcionario con celular en mano, libreta y una maleta\u2026 por eso despectivamente a veces les llama carga-maletas.<br \/>Vaya, incluso citan a Javier Duarte, Alberto Silva y Manzur en ese tono despectivo, pero, insisto, ning\u00fan trabajo (honrado) es causa de desprecio.<br \/>En s\u00ed, entonces, ser asistente, cargar la maleta, estar al tanto del jefecito chulo, no es malo.<br \/>Si no que lo diga quien fuera la guapa asistente de Marcos Theurel, Lupita F\u00e9lix Porras, quien este 3 de septiembre habr\u00e1 de contraer nupcias con el presidente municipal electo de Coatzacoalcos\u2026 \u00a1Felicidades!<br \/>Lo que es malo es no ser un buen asistente. Vea si no.<br \/>La madrastra de Blanca Nieves tuvo al final que hacer las cosas ella misma, pues el pinche criado que mand\u00f3 a que le arrancara el coraz\u00f3n a su hijastra no pudo hacerlo.<br \/>Otelo fue v\u00edctima de la insidia de su fiel Yago y mat\u00f3 a su bella Desd\u00e9mona.<br \/>Igor, el sirviente del conde P\u00e1tula, desobedece la dieta rigurosa de su amo y pretende que consuma sangre y abandone el ser vegetariano.<br \/>Hay quienes se pasan de buenos, como Alfred Pennyworth, un ingl\u00e9s que tuvo la tutela de Bruce Wayne. Creo que ah\u00ed se da un fuerte maltrato al sirviente, pues adem\u00e1s de hacerse cargo de la mansi\u00f3n, Alfred tambi\u00e9n cuidaba la baticueva, a pesar de su edad.<br \/>Pero si hay alguien que super\u00f3 a Alfred sin lugar a dudas es el que estuvo al lado de Phileas Fogg, quien debe ser la envidia de cualquier pol\u00edtico o famoso de los espect\u00e1culos.<br \/>Sencillamente el se\u00f1or Fogg no ten\u00eda problemas con nada porque siempre, a su lado, ten\u00eda a alguien que le resolviera el inconveniente que fuera.<br \/>Y contradiciendo la regla del rigor ingl\u00e9s, este ayudante del se\u00f1or Fogg era franc\u00e9s: Jean Passpartout (Paspart\u00fa) que si se traduce a un simple espa\u00f1ol vendr\u00eda a ser \u201cJuan sirve-para-todo\u201d.<br \/>De esos asistentes, ya no hay.<br \/>Si no que lo diga la actriz Gabriela Spanic, cuya asistente la quiso envenenar con sulfuro de amonio\u2026 se lo suministraba en la comida.<br \/>O Selena, cuya asistente Yolanda Sald\u00edvar le suministr\u00f3 plomo.<br \/>El caso m\u00e1s fresco es el de Jos\u00e9 Alberto Rodr\u00edguez Rodr\u00edguez, polic\u00eda asignado al domicilio del edil de Nuevo Le\u00f3n, Edelmiro Cavazos, levantado y muerto por sus plagiarios en lo que parece, estuvo involucrado el vigilante.<br \/>Bueno, pero no todos los casos de asistentes son tan terribles en nuestra era moderna\u2026<br \/>Ah\u00ed tiene el caso de Daniel Ducruet, quien durante un a\u00f1o hizo realidad el cuento de La Cenicienta en su versi\u00f3n masculina. Era guardaespaldas de la Princesa de M\u00f3naco, Estefan\u00eda. La embaraz\u00f3, se casaron y al a\u00f1o se divorciaron despu\u00e9s de que lo cacharan teniendo relaciones con una jovencita.<br \/>En fin\u2026 el ser empleado dom\u00e9stico, asistente, guardaespaldas o cualquier otra palabra en desuso por creer que suene peyorativa es una labor que dignifica como cualquier otro trabajo honrado, donde las historias m\u00e1s incre\u00edbles pueden surgir, como la boda de Theurel con su ex asistente o como la de ese muchacho flaco que hace casi 20 a\u00f1os cargaba maletas y hoy ser\u00e1 el gobernador.<br \/>\u00a1Y color\u00edn colorado!<\/p>\n<p>dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos En un af\u00e1n por no herir susceptibilidades, hay palabras que van cayendo en el desuso como criado, sirvienta o f\u00e1mula, esta \u00faltima palabra que Mar\u00eda Victoria (La criada bien criada) convirti\u00f3 en \u201cf\u00e1mulla\u201d.Ahora ya son empleados dom\u00e9sticos.Quiz\u00e1 haya o\u00eddo a personas que se quejan de lo dif\u00edcil que resulta encontrar a una [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7364","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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