{"id":7545,"date":"2010-07-09T04:59:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T04:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7545"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:43:12","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:43:12","slug":"follaje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7545","title":{"rendered":"Follaje"},"content":{"rendered":"

Magno Garcimarrero<\/span>
Propinas<\/span><\/p>\n

El domingo once de los muy corrientes, se celebrar\u00e1 el d\u00eda mundial de la poblaci\u00f3n y para esa fecha estaremos contando seis mil millones de seres de nuestra especie m\u00e1s o menos, de los cuales la mitad son hombres y la mitad mujeres o sea que, si nos pusi\u00e9ramos a follar los unos con las otras para celebrar como Dios manda, dentro de nueve meses ser\u00edamos nueve mil millones; sin contar los que tuvieran cuates, trillizos o una orquesta completa, \u00a1que se dan casos! No por eso el mundo se saldr\u00eda de sus goznes, que es muy cierto aquello que dijo Lavoisier de que \u201cnada se crea, nada se destruye, s\u00f3lo se transforma\u201d, as\u00ed que el follaje lo \u00fanico que consigue es reacomodar las materias primas y a veces a las primas-hermanas, para que se pueble el planeta de gente, aunque esto es siempre en perjuicio de otras especies y materias que por estar ocupadas siendo despreciables seres humanos, desperdician la oportunidad de ser unas lindas piedras o sabrosos chilacayotes, o unas bonitas flores del campo.
El crecimiento exponencial del g\u00e9nero humano ha sido preocupaci\u00f3n hist\u00f3rica desde que se supo que los v\u00e1stagos no llegaban por milagro o tra\u00eddos por la cig\u00fce\u00f1a, sino gracias a la bendita fornicaci\u00f3n a la que de inmediato se le puso taxativas de toda \u00edndole. Los m\u00e9todos de control poblacional devienen desde la prehistoria: se sabe que nuestras antepachangas se pon\u00edan piedrecillas en la vagina para estimular movimientos expulsivos del semen recibido.
Con la cultura llegaron reglas de conducta como la abstinencia y el coitus interruptus, de tal suerte que los primeros m\u00e9todos anticonceptivos del mundo civilizado fueron la oraci\u00f3n, la frustraci\u00f3n y los trabajos manuales en solitario. Papel importante en el control demogr\u00e1fico ha jugado tambi\u00e9n la venganza o vendetta entre familias, las revoluciones, las guerras, las epidemias y, \u00faltimamente los tsunamis, los terremotos y la guerra entre c\u00e1rteles, todos estos fen\u00f3menos naturales y pr\u00e1cticas sociales van moderando o cuando menos retardando el posible hecatombe universal que de no frenarse lo tendr\u00edamos a la vuelta de la esquina, a seg\u00fan Alvin Toffler.
La ciencia de buena conciencia ha contribuido de manera directa e indirecta al control poblacional: directamente mediante la invenci\u00f3n del cond\u00f3n, de la p\u00edldora del d\u00eda siguiente que act\u00faa como dec\u00eda mi t\u00eda cuando rezaba el rosario: \u201cantes del ese, en el ese y despu\u00e9s del ese\u201d. De modo indirecto la ciencia ha inventado distractores dom\u00e9sticos como la televisi\u00f3n que te permite olvidar que junto a ti respira tu pareja, y el ordenador mediante el cual puedes allegarte escenas m\u00e1s er\u00f3ticas que sonrojar\u00edan al Marqu\u00e9s de Sade de haber tenido la fortuna de vivir nuestro prodigioso tiempo.
No puedo dejar de mencionar la bondad de los contratos de convivencia por lo que se refiere a su inocuidad para la multiplicaci\u00f3n demogr\u00e1fica, el casamiento entre dos caballeros o dos damas tiene la ventaja de la imposibilidad f\u00edsica de procrear, lo que contribuye a magnificar las bondades de la uni\u00f3n en pareja a saber: se gana compa\u00f1\u00eda, se abarata el gasto, se duerme bien porque no habr\u00e1 escuintles que desvelen con sus chillidos y se reparten los quehaceres de la casa y de la calle. \u00a1Me sorprende descubrir que estoy describiendo el matrimonio ideal!
No quiero insinuar con esto que yo lo practicar\u00eda, yo ya estoy por encima del bien y del mal, tampoco que el matrimonio tradicional es una invenci\u00f3n equ\u00edvoca, aunque algo me dice el hecho de que quienes la defienden son precisamente los que han hecho voto c\u00e9libe. En fin, me parece que la mejor manera de celebrar el d\u00eda mundial de la poblaci\u00f3n es acostarse a dormir temprano.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Magno GarcimarreroPropinas El domingo once de los muy corrientes, se celebrar\u00e1 el d\u00eda mundial de la poblaci\u00f3n y para esa fecha estaremos contando seis mil millones de seres de nuestra especie m\u00e1s o menos, de los cuales la mitad son hombres y la mitad mujeres o sea que, si nos pusi\u00e9ramos a follar los unos […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7545","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\nFollaje - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7545\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Follaje - 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