{"id":7649,"date":"2010-06-11T03:17:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T03:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7649"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:43:21","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:43:21","slug":"si-yo-fuera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7649","title":{"rendered":"Si yo fuera"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Los Pol\u00edticos<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Si yo fuera\u2026<br \/>Frase que alguna vez de ni\u00f1o o adolescente quiz\u00e1s comentamos.<br \/>Pretender ser alguien que no somos no tiene nada de malo si se es ni\u00f1o\u2026 uno quiere ser como el pap\u00e1, el h\u00e9roe favorito o el deportista del momento.<br \/>Yo hubiera querido ser Spiderman o en mis locos devaneos desee alguna vez que mi madre un d\u00eda me confesara la verdad que siempre quise escuchar: \u201cHijo, tu padre es\u2026 Pedro Infante\u201d.<br \/>Si yo fuera\u2026<br \/>En la adolescencia tom\u00e9 mi cabello y lo pein\u00e9 hacia atr\u00e1s, como Dany Zuko, el de Vaselina o Tony Manero, de Fiebre de S\u00e1bado por la Noche\u2026 modo de andar, modo de vestir y modo de actuar hasta donde nos permit\u00eda nuestra econom\u00eda y entorno social.<br \/>Hoy, ya no deben caber, a mi edad, los \u201cSi yo fuera\u201d pero insisten\u2026 atosigan\u2026 salen tan naturales a la hora de hablar cual palomas en vuelo al ta\u00f1ido de campanas\u2026<br \/>Y entonces digo:<br \/>\u201cSi yo fuera\u201d Fidel Herrera ordenar\u00eda a Salvador S\u00e1nchez Estrada, titular de Finanzas, que este viernes, todos los empleados de Gobierno del Estado, base y de confianza, recibieran su sueldo aunque la quincena sea hasta el martes.<br \/>\u00bfPor qu\u00e9?<br \/>Hoy inicia el Mundial\u2026<br \/>Por eso, \u201csi yo fuera\u201d el Gobernador, habr\u00eda colocado ya una enorme pantalla en la Plaza Lerdo y otra en el Parque Ju\u00e1rez.<br \/>Es m\u00e1s, si fuera el marido de Cinthya Lobato, abrir\u00eda \u201cel Ibiza\u201d esta ma\u00f1ana y ofrecer\u00eda a 2 por una las \u201cchelas\u201d.<br \/>S\u00ed, \u201csi yo fuera\u201d T\u00edo Fide estar\u00eda en pants viendo desde mi casa el partido en compa\u00f1\u00eda de mi esposa y de mis hijos, echando porras\u2026<br \/>\u00a1Ah! Y \u201csi yo fuera\u201d el Gober, hubiera invitado a los amigos de RTV, TV Azteca, Telever (con su equipo, claro) a presenciar el partido.<br \/>S\u00ed\u2026 lo mejor que le puede pasar a Xalapa, a Veracruz, a M\u00e9xico, es el pitazo inaugural del Mundial de Futbol.<br \/>\u00bfPuede haber otra cosa mejor?<br \/>\u00a1Claro! \u00a1Es fin de semana! Podremos ver m\u00e1s partidos\u2026 podremos ver la repetici\u00f3n de algunos partidos\u2026 los res\u00famenes, los comentarios, los especiales, los c\u00f3micos en Sud\u00e1frica, al Compayito, Eugenio Derbez y bailar est\u00fapidamente \u201cwaka waka\u201d como lo hace Shakira\u2026<br \/>\u00bfPuede haber otra cosa mejor?<br \/>Para los mexicanos, \u00a1s\u00ed! Que gane M\u00e9xico\u2026<br \/>\u00bfPara nuestro presidente Felipe Calder\u00f3n? Tambi\u00e9n, que gane M\u00e9xico, as\u00ed, poco o nada nos importar\u00e1 que ande en gira de trabajo en el Mundial de Futbol.<br \/>Para Veracruz, igual\u2026 un triunfo de M\u00e9xico ser\u00e1 como meterse tres carrujos de mota, un guato de hongos alucin\u00f3genos con Nestl\u00e9, una caguama bien fr\u00eda y rematar con un buen sexo con tu pareja, lo que te dejar\u00eda todo pendejo que simplemente no te permitir\u00eda pensar en nada que no sea futbol\u2026 \u00a1y tu conciencia estar\u00eda tranquila!<br \/>As\u00ed que, \u201csi yo fuera\u201d el Gobernador, ordenar\u00eda a Finanzas que les pagara hoy viernes.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Si yo fuera\u2026Frase que alguna vez de ni\u00f1o o adolescente quiz\u00e1s comentamos.Pretender ser alguien que no somos no tiene nada de malo si se es ni\u00f1o\u2026 uno quiere ser como el pap\u00e1, el h\u00e9roe favorito o el deportista del momento.Yo hubiera querido ser Spiderman o en mis locos devaneos desee alguna vez [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7649","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - 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