{"id":7747,"date":"2010-05-11T00:08:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T00:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7747"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:44:17","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:44:17","slug":"ricardo-garcia-guzman-y-los-zurdos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7747","title":{"rendered":"Ricardo Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n y los zurdos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><br \/><em>Los Pol\u00edticos<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Soy zurdo y a la vez derecho. \u00a1Ambidiestro pues! No por obra y gracia de la naturaleza sino por la incomprensi\u00f3n pedag\u00f3gica y familiar de mi \u00e9poca. No tuve pupitres para zurdos y mi abuelo insist\u00eda en que utilizara la derecha para comer o realizar tareas que me pon\u00eda.<br \/>Si se trata de hacer labores que requieran \u201ccosas pesadas\u201d, empleo mi mano derecha, pero para escribir en papel o dibujar, empleo la izquierda\u2026 dir\u00edan algunos que mi lado art\u00edstico est\u00e1 en mi hemisferio derecho y el de trabajo, en el izquierdo.<br \/>Hace unos d\u00edas comprim\u00ed mi dedo de la mano izquierda en una puerta. \u00a1Ouch! No me pregunte por qu\u00e9, los accidentes son inherentes a mi naturaleza, quiz\u00e1s el umbral del dolor en m\u00ed sea alto por eso. El apret\u00f3n fue tan intenso que durante tres d\u00edas que me punz\u00f3 el dedo, me di cuenta qu\u00e9 tan \u00fatil era mi \u00edndice en las tareas cotidianas.<br \/>Pens\u00e9 que iba a perder la u\u00f1a, pero no, simplemente en la punta de mi dedo hay puntos rojos que se van tornando negros. Cuando escribo en el teclado, s\u00f3lo siento un hormigueo en \u00e9l.<br \/>El pasado domingo, que preparaba unos hotdogs con tocino para la familia, met\u00ed el dedo a un comal que tengo para calentar mis tortillas y s\u00f3lo escuch\u00e9 un siseo\u2026 mi dedo hab\u00eda tocado la superficie caliente del comal\u2026 adem\u00e1s de haberme machucado el dedo \u00a1ahora me lo quemaba!<br \/>Vino a mi memoria en ese momento Ricardo Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n, el alcalde de P\u00e1nuco, que tuvo como quince d\u00edas de pesadilla en donde ya se cantaba su desafuero y tambi\u00e9n vino a mi mente un zurdo incre\u00edble que me obliga a referir la analog\u00eda que vi con \u00e9l y el edil del norte: Cayo Mucio.<br \/>Y es que he o\u00eddo entre compa\u00f1eros y amigos que Ricardo Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n, al menos en lo que resta de su administraci\u00f3n, no ser\u00e1 molestado.<br \/>Pareciera que las autoridades pol\u00edticas est\u00e1n en tregua con Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n\u2026 y por ende, igual la justicia.<br \/>\u00bfY qu\u00e9 tiene que ver con mi zurdo favorito?<br \/>Ah\u2026 es que Porsena, rey de Clusio, motivado por Tarquino, sitia Roma. Entonces, varios j\u00f3venes romanos deciden acabar con Porsena siendo a Cayo Murcio el que la suerte designa para intentarlo. As\u00ed que por la noche, oculto en la oscuridad, llega hasta el campamento de Porsena y por temor a ser descubierto, ataca a quien cree que es el enemigo pero se equivoca siendo detenido por la guardia del rey, quien le interroga para saber qui\u00e9n lo manda, cu\u00e1ntos est\u00e1n con \u00e9l y en d\u00f3nde est\u00e1n, y si no hablaba, ordenar\u00eda que fuera quemado totalmente. Cayo Mucio, en un acto valiente, \u00e9l mismo mete su mano a un bracero que de inmediato la consume entre olor a carne quemada y un grito: \u201cPoca cosa es el cuerpo para quien aspira a la gloria\u201d.<br \/>Porsena, admirado por el valor del joven, le perdona la vida y en respuesta, el romano le dice lo que a la fuerza no pudo sacarle el Rey: 300 j\u00f3venes romanos est\u00e1n dispuestos a morir para darle muerte a Porsena y vienen en pos de \u00e9l.<br \/>El rey sorprendido por el valor de Cayo Mucio y lo multiplica por 300, ordena el retiro de sus tropas y termina el sitio a Roma.<br \/>Por supuesto\u2026 no creemos que Ricardo Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n se haya quemado una mano para que las aguas turbulentas se calmaran en su entorno y tambi\u00e9n dudamos que el alcalde de P\u00e1nuco tuviera tal valor\u2026 hoy las cosas se arreglan de otro modo\u2026 \u00a1es negociaci\u00f3n!<br \/>A Cayo Mucio le llamaron Scevola, que significa zurdo (pues perdi\u00f3 la mano derecha); a Ricardo Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n le llaman corrupto, porque supuestamente se trans\u00f3 una lana\u2026 a m\u00ed me pueden decir pendejo\u2026 \u00a1mira que aplastarme y quemarme el dedo por nada!<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Soy zurdo y a la vez derecho. \u00a1Ambidiestro pues! No por obra y gracia de la naturaleza sino por la incomprensi\u00f3n pedag\u00f3gica y familiar de mi \u00e9poca. No tuve pupitres para zurdos y mi abuelo insist\u00eda en que utilizara la derecha para comer o realizar tareas que me pon\u00eda.Si se trata de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-7747","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Ricardo Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n y los zurdos - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7747\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ricardo Garc\u00eda Guzm\u00e1n y los zurdos - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Soy zurdo y a la vez derecho. \u00a1Ambidiestro pues! 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