{"id":7861,"date":"2010-03-29T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T19:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=7861"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:44:25","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:44:25","slug":"oracion-de-semana-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=7861","title":{"rendered":"Oraci\u00f3n de Semana Santa!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Antonio Williams<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Para los creyentes, una poderos\u00edsima oraci\u00f3n muy efectiva de Semana Santa&#8230; ateos, abst\u00e9nganse de leerla.<\/p>\n<p>Santa Juana de Arco, ap\u00e1rtame de los narcos<\/p>\n<p>Santa Julieta, que no les guste mi camioneta<\/p>\n<p>Santa Mar\u00eda, que no les guste la casa m\u00eda<\/p>\n<p>San Ricardo, que no me mate un sardo<\/p>\n<p>San Celerino, que tampoco me mate un marino<\/p>\n<p>San Miguel, ch\u00edngate a Fidel<\/p>\n<p>San Dante, g\u00e1nale al Titino pedante<\/p>\n<p>San Felipe, apl\u00edcales el COFIPE<\/p>\n<p>San Juan Diego del Santo Ayate, que Marcelo no nos deje a su mayate<\/p>\n<p>San Canuto, si es Marcos, que se le quite lo puto<\/p>\n<p>San Atalo, que se lo chingue Gonzalo<\/p>\n<p>San Nicanor, m\u00e1ndanos un buen Gobernador<\/p>\n<p>San Vicente, m\u00e1ndanos un buen presidente<\/p>\n<p>Virgen de la Iglesia Griega, que Miguel le pague al Conde Noriega<\/p>\n<p>Santa Cleta, no tengo alma de poeta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Antonio Williams Para los creyentes, una poderos\u00edsima oraci\u00f3n muy efectiva de Semana Santa&#8230; ateos, abst\u00e9nganse de leerla. 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