{"id":78946,"date":"2021-09-03T10:08:21","date_gmt":"2021-09-03T15:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=78946"},"modified":"2021-09-03T10:08:30","modified_gmt":"2021-09-03T15:08:30","slug":"y-sigue-el-de-cuitla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=78946","title":{"rendered":"Y sigue el de Cuitla"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sin tacto
<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Es una farmacia en el centro de la ciudad. Alineados frente a la caja hay varios clientes.
Entra una se\u00f1ora, se acerca al cajero y le dice:
–disculpe, joven, \u00bftiene Barmicil, para ponerme en la cola?
El muchacho sigue cobrando a los clientes, pero alcanza a responder a la dama:
–s\u00ed, tengo, se\u00f1ora, pero esa pomada es para ponerse en la cara.
La preguntona hace un moh\u00edn y le replica al empleado:
–Yo le pregunt\u00e9 si tiene Barmicil, \u00a1para colocarme en la fila!
El chiste es posible por una particularidad que tiene el lenguaje humano, sin importar el idioma, la plurisignificaci\u00f3n.
Eso quiere decir que un mismo enunciado puede significar m\u00e1s de una cosa.
Esa cualidad es la que permite que digamos cosas que no existen. Por ella es que podemos hacer novelas y cuentos, y podemos crear poes\u00eda.
Y tambi\u00e9n, ay, es la que hace posible que digamos mentiras.
Imaginen una lengua que obligara a construir siempre enunciados totalmente apegados a la realidad. La vida ser\u00eda m\u00e1s dif\u00edcil y m\u00e1s ruda, porque no tendr\u00edamos la oportunidad de soltar mentiras piadosas, o de exagerar el alcance de nuestros actos, para encandilar a los ingenuos.
\u00bfQu\u00e9 har\u00eda, por ejemplo, nuestro gobernador Cuitl\u00e1huac Garc\u00eda Jim\u00e9nez si no pudiera imitar a su patriarca y se viera obligado a decir en su informe de Gobierno, cuando le toque en noviembre, que su administraci\u00f3n no ha hecho nada loable?
Claro, si dijera la verdad en un arranque de honestidad, ser\u00eda reprobado por el gur\u00fa de gur\u00fas, convertido en el rey del autoditirambo.
No obstante, con toda seguridad los veracruzanos le agradecer\u00edamos que ya no nos quisiera ver la cara de majes, porque nom\u00e1s no le sale.
Imaginen la lectora cruel y el sonoro lector al actual mandatario jarocho mientras reconoce -dicho con acento puro tabasque\u00f1izado- que lo \u00fanico bueno que hizo fue el rescate urinario y gratuito de las vejigas de los usuarios y visitantes de las gasolineras.
–\u00a1Claro que ya no cobran! –exclamar\u00eda con entusiasmo y esperar\u00eda a que se desatara la salva de aplausos (\u00a1a ver a qu\u00e9 horas, ball eigth!).
Pero no, porque el lenguaje nos permite mentir, y \u00e9l no va a desaprovechar la oportunidad de ser igual a su l\u00edder, a su maestro y a su gu\u00eda; a su creador, al que le debe todo lo poco que es y lo mucho que no ha podido ser.
La verdad, qu\u00e9 l\u00e1stima\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

sglever@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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