{"id":8330,"date":"2009-10-31T01:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T01:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=8330"},"modified":"2014-10-08T19:02:43","modified_gmt":"2014-10-08T19:02:43","slug":"calaveras-tuxtlecas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=8330","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Calaveras tuxtlecas!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/em><\/p>\n

Amigos de los Tuxtlas
Hoy les tengo la exclusiva
Entrevisto a do\u00f1a Parca
Una muerta que es muy viva.<\/p>\n

\u2013Se\u00f1ora os pregunto
Pa\u2019 que la gente se entere
\u00bfC\u00f3mo es que decide
El \u201ct\u00fa vives\u201d o El \u201ct\u00fa mueres\u201d?<\/p>\n

\u2013Es por tus acciones,
Y de una vez pa\u2019 que te enteres
Le estoy echando ojos
A un tal Octavio P\u00e9rez\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfA poco era mal muchacho?
\u2013No es que fuera malora
S\u00f3lo que Rafa Carri\u00f3n
Le hizo la mala obra.<\/p>\n

Cosas del destino,
Ac\u00e1 entre nos lo comento
Tavo se hizo su tumba
Todita de puro cemento.<\/p>\n

(Triste deceso sin duda,
Lo hecho por la Catrina)
\u2013\u00bfNo cree que sufra mucho
Nuestra alcaldesa Marina?<\/p>\n

\u2013Pero eso ya est\u00e1 resuelto
La reun\u00ed con sus queridos seres
No ves que su l\u00e1pida dice
\u201cAqu\u00ed yacen los Exitosos P\u00e9rez\u201d?<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfEs buen mercado los Tuxtlas
O est\u00e1 la chamba muy guanga?<\/p>\n

\u2013Mi trabajo no entra en crisis,
Siempre hay oferta y ganga;
Por ejemplo, me llevo tres Jorges,
Empiezo por el se\u00f1or Uscanga.<\/p>\n

\u2013Pero c\u00f3mo apesta don Jorge;
\u00a1Huele a puritito puerco!<\/p>\n

\u2013Es que desde las elecciones
Muchos lo dieron por muerto.<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfY qu\u00e9 me dice de Gonz\u00e1lez,
De Catemaco, alcalde;
Si el pueblo lo quer\u00eda,
\u00bfno se lo llev\u00f3 en balde?<\/p>\n

\u2013Cierto dices que lo quiere
La gente de Catemaco,
Si ya tienen isla de changos
\u00a1Quer\u00edan a su rey macaco!<\/p>\n

Hubo fiesta en el pueblo
Chupe y muchos cohetes
Cuando vieron que lo llevaba
Jalando de los cachetes.<\/p>\n

\u2013Mas la muerte de Carvallo
\u00c9sa s\u00ed me consterna\u2026
\u00bfd\u00f3nde lo encontr\u00f3\u2026
Fue en Lerdo o fue en Lerma?<\/p>\n

\u2013No seas irrespetuoso
\u00a1debiera llevarte a ti!
A Carvallo lo encontr\u00e9
En las oficinas del PRI\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Y c\u00f3mo fue que muri\u00f3
Este gran constructor\u2026
\u00a1del fidelismo, aclaro!
No me acusen de detractor\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Cruenta muerte tuvo
\u00a1de pel\u00edcula de terror!
Dicen que lo sorprendi\u00f3
Un cansado proveedor\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Oiga no cree que es injusta
Llevarse a puro priista,
Si dem\u00f3crata fuera, jalar\u00eda
a un panista o perredista\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Calma tus ansias torero,
Yo me aguanto y no chillo,
Pa quitarte lo hocic\u00f3n,
\u00a1me llev\u00e9 al charro amarillo!<\/p>\n

Enga\u00f1\u00f3 con unas casas
Ser\u00e1 siempre condenado
A que todo lo que consiga
Se lo quite el entenado\u2026<\/p>\n

A su lado, la Copete
Desnuda, ser\u00e1 su tortura;
Y por m\u00e1s que se le antoje
\u00a1Jam\u00e1s se le pondr\u00e1 dura!<\/p>\n

\u2013Ya me dio miedo, se\u00f1ora;
Ching\u00f3 muy feo al H\u00e9rviz;
Pero a poco no se llev\u00f3
A un panista \u201cde a perdis\u201d<\/p>\n

\u2013Aqu\u00ed no hay muchos azules,
eso hasta lo ve un tuerto;
mientras el PRD agoniza
el PAN es pan de muerto.<\/p>\n

Pero me llev\u00e9 a un diputado,
Que lo veo y que lo empino;
Era, estoy segura, del PAN
Pues ven\u00eda de azul marino\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u201cAzul claro\u201d es el del PAN,
De eso estoy en lo cierto\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfY qu\u00e9 es el azul marino
Si no un azul m\u00e1s Prieto?<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a1Ah ya entend\u00ed huesuda,
Cre\u00ed que estaba vacilando
Ese \u201cazul prieto\u201d que dice
Seguro que es Fernando\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a1Pero si casi es su pariente!
\u00a1uvas de la misma vi\u00f1a!
\u00c9l es Fernando Santamar\u00eda
\u00a1Y usted es la Santa Ni\u00f1a!<\/p>\n

Ya para terminar se\u00f1ora,
Y no distraer su trabajo,
Nom\u00e1s d\u00edganos dos m\u00e1s
A los que mand\u00f3 al carajo\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Ah\u00ed tienes a Erick Lagos
Quedando en el puro hueso
Hu\u00eda por el estacionamiento,
Como siempre, del Congreso\u2026<\/p>\n

Quien muri\u00f3 feliz fue Chendo
Al mero estilo de Colosio
Su ex mujer le dio un tiro
Y por fin le dio el divorcio.<\/p>\n

e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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