{"id":8411,"date":"2009-10-06T00:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T00:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=8411"},"modified":"2014-10-08T19:03:59","modified_gmt":"2014-10-08T19:03:59","slug":"oink-oink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=8411","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Oink oink!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/em><\/p>\n

Un amigo me manda un cuento que sin m\u00e1s pre\u00e1mbulos se los platico.
Un hombre, por negocios, acude a Casas Grandes, poblado de Chihuahua, a una finca donde produc\u00edan jamones caseros.
El due\u00f1o, un alem\u00e1n del Volga, invit\u00f3 a pasar al hombre y en su trayecto observ\u00f3 a una marrana que alimentaba a varios lechones.
La belleza de los animales sustrajo la curiosidad del visitante quien pregunt\u00f3 de qu\u00e9 raza eran.
\u2013Son \u201cmexica\u201d\u2026 pero, espere, llamo a mi padre para que le explique\u2026
A la puerta apareci\u00f3 un viejo corpulento apoyado por un bast\u00f3n de tres patas. Era don Boris, quien tom\u00f3 asiento y con un vaso de alcohol de nuez, pregunt\u00f3:
\u2013\u00bfSabe c\u00f3mo se cazan los cerdos del monte (jabal\u00edes)?\u2013 mientras serv\u00eda al hombre un vaso con el mismo contenido.
\u2013Supongo que con perros y escopeta\u2026
\u2013En este caso no es as\u00ed, le explicar\u00e9 c\u00f3mo y cuando termine, entender\u00e1 por qu\u00e9 les llamamos \u201cmexicas\u201d:
\u201cEn el fondo de la finca, atr\u00e1s de aquella cortina de \u00e1lamos que usted ve, y hasta la orilla del r\u00edo, hay un monte r\u00fastico, sin trabajar. Dentro de ese cuadro, suele haber cerdos salvajes del monte.
\u201cPara cazarlos, hay que comenzar por buscar un manch\u00f3n sin matorrales y tirar un poco de ma\u00edz.
\u201cCuando los cerdos lo descubren, llegar\u00e1n a comer todos los d\u00edas\u2026 usted s\u00f3lo tiene que reponerles diariamente la raci\u00f3n.
\u201cUna vez acostumbrados, construye una cerca de uno de los lados y sigue poniendo alimento. Por un tiempo dudar\u00e1n los cerdos pero volver\u00e1n al sitio a comer ma\u00edz. Una vez que se acostumbren a esa cerca, pondr\u00e1 otra cerca de otro lado. Y les sigue poniendo comida hasta que dejen de dudar y regresen a comer.
\u201cAs\u00ed sucesivamente hasta cerrar la cerca y dejar espacio s\u00f3lo para un port\u00f3n.
\u201cYa para entonces, los cerdos est\u00e1n acostumbrados a la comida f\u00e1cil, a la cerca y a entrar y salir por el espacio del port\u00f3n con naturalidad\u2026
\u201cEntonces usted coloca el port\u00f3n, lo deja abierto, sigue poniendo ma\u00edz hasta el d\u00eda en que, teniendo a la piara comiendo, cierra el port\u00f3n. Al principio dar\u00e1n de vueltas haciendo esc\u00e1ndalo, pero una vez que vean el ma\u00edz se tranquilizar\u00e1n porque ya se acostumbraron a la comida f\u00e1cil y no se preocupan por buscarla por s\u00ed mismos aceptando la esclavitud\u201d.
As\u00ed, explica don Boris, sorbo tras sorbo, trago tras trago, c\u00f3mo atrapa a los cerdos y los compara con el pueblo mexicano y su gobierno, el que, a trav\u00e9s de programas de ayuda, programas sociales, programas de empleo, cargos pol\u00edticos, subsidios, leyes proteccionistas y sobornos electorales, \u201ctira ma\u00edz a su pueblo\u201d.
As\u00ed que cada programa que acepta el pueblo, cada despensa, cada gorra, cada sombrilla, es restarse una migaja de libertad.
Efectivamente\u2026 no existe la comida gratis.
La historia acaba en que si los mexicanos seguimos as\u00ed, nunca nos daremos cuenta que el gobierno nos cerr\u00f3 el port\u00f3n por querer \u201cvivir mejor\u201d.
La ayuda que da el Gobierno es sencillamente porque el pueblo le confiri\u00f3 \u201cel poder\u201d para poder hacerlo s\u00f3lo que a\u00fan no entendemos esa parte de nuestra democracia: alcaldes, diputados, gobernadores y presidentes no son Dioses ni intocables… son empleados, nuestros empleados.
La alusi\u00f3n del cuento que me env\u00edan va directo al Gobierno de Felipe Calder\u00f3n, aunque a fuerza de ser sinceros, \u00bfcu\u00e1nto ma\u00edz hemos comido del gobierno municipal y del estatal?
Si contesta \u201coink oink\u201d ya me dio la raz\u00f3n\u2026 Si no, cuidado con el ma\u00edz gratis \u00a1oink!<\/p>\n

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