{"id":8585,"date":"2009-08-07T01:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-07T01:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=8585"},"modified":"2014-10-08T19:24:40","modified_gmt":"2014-10-08T19:24:40","slug":"bara-bara-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=8585","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Bara bara!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/em><\/p>\n

La crisis econ\u00f3mica nos est\u00e1 llegando hasta el cuello.
Incremento a cuotas de peaje. Pensaba que no iba a resentirlo porque no me gusta viajar\u2026 pero me va a afectar porque si no es por carretera \u00a1c\u00f3mo nos llegan los alimentos!
Con el incremento al diesel voy entendiendo en parte a los del Servicio Urbano aunque a medias\u2026
Las calles de Xalapa, tan reducidas, no son aptas para un enorme cami\u00f3n \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no invertir en minibuses?
El precio a los insumos b\u00e1sicos se acerca, cual amenaza, all\u00ed, latente, esperando el momento t\u00e1ctico para atacar\u2026
Y el sueldo se encoge cada quincena\u2026 \u00a1imaginen! Tiene m\u00e1s de un mes que no voy al cine\u2026 es m\u00e1s \u00a1ni a pel\u00edcula pirata llego!
Por supuesto\u2026 creo que vivo en condiciones mucho mejores que miles de veracruzanos que dif\u00edcilmente dudo que se lamenten no poder ir al cine porque viven cada d\u00eda a la suerte de Dios, preocupados por cosas m\u00e1s trascendentes como llevar alimento a su casa, como el se\u00f1or que vende muebles de madera que trae de Zongolica; o la se\u00f1ora que vende verduras en una esquina cerca de donde vivo; la marchante de las tortillas; el se\u00f1or de los \u00a1tamaliiiiiiiis!; el que vende \u201cGorditas, picadas, chiles rellenos\u201d\u2026
Su perseverancia es asombrosa\u2026 aunque m\u00e1s asombrosa es su sobrevivencia\u2026 motiva, incita a redoblar esfuerzos y buscar alternativas que nos brinden entradas econ\u00f3micas\u2026 y entradas para el cine\u2026
Es por eso que hoy, se\u00f1ores, pongo a remate algunas cositas:<\/p>\n

* VENDO Alma, de uso; modelo 69. Excelente para quienes nunca han cre\u00eddo en Jes\u00fas (no, no Chucho Ortega) y perdieron la fe en el camino. Ideal para cuando se encuentre al borde de la muerte. Su acabado aerodin\u00e1mico le permitir\u00e1 sentirse tranquilo aun cuando no tenga un peso en el bolsillo. Equipado con quema-\u201ccocos\u201d para que nunca tenga miedo en la noche. Cuenta con GPS para evitar a los \u201cpierde-almas\u201d. Precio, a tratar.<\/p>\n

* \u00bfVA A HACER UNA REUNI\u00d3N? \u00a1Sea el alma de la fiesta! Contrate \u201cCantante de ba\u00f1era\u201d con karaoke incluido. M\u00e1s de 600 canciones en el repertorio que incluye desde Juan Gabriel hasta RBD. Adem\u00e1s de recordar algunas buenas rolas se divertir\u00e1 de lo lindo ante la cantidad de \u201cgallos\u201d y \u201cdesafinadas\u201d de la estrella. \u00a1No pierda la oportunidad! (La contrataci\u00f3n del \u201cCantante de ba\u00f1era\u201d incluye su alimentaci\u00f3n y bebidas espirituosas que le ayudan a perder toda noci\u00f3n de dignidad aun con sus alaridos). Estrictamente prohibido jitomatazos o chiflidos\u2026 es sumamente sensible nuestra estrella.<\/p>\n

* SEGURIDAD CANINA. Si teme sacar a su perro a la calle, ponemos a sus \u00f3rdenes: \u00a1\u201cDog body-guard\u201d! \u00a1la persona que usted buscaba! No le saca a ser revolcado por perro de pelea ni a mordidas de Rotwailler por defender a su can. Adem\u00e1s, nunca regresar\u00e1 con las heces de Fido porque (por una m\u00f3dica cantidad) entrenar\u00e1 al canino a hacer sus necesidades al pie de \u00e1rboles o arbustos, mismas que servir\u00e1n de abono natural y su mascota estar\u00e1 apoyando a la ecolog\u00eda con basura org\u00e1nica. Horario de paseo: Las que el perro quiera. Lo mejor: Lo trata como usted quiere que traten a su perro: \u00a1Como a un hijo!<\/p>\n

Ya por \u00faltimo:
* AMIGO POL\u00cdTICO con deseos de que le digan cosas bonitas, aprendiz de amanuense pone a su disposici\u00f3n su pluma (o teclado). Calificativos como \u201cexcelente labor\u201d, \u201chonrado\u201d, \u201cexperiencia\u201d, \u201cpol\u00edtico sensible\u201d, \u201cleal\u201d, podr\u00e1 usted verlos al lado de su nombre por una m\u00f3dica cantidad quincenal. Aproveche la oferta y las tarifas siguientes:
Adulaci\u00f3n: 5 mil pesos.
Madrazo a contrincante: 10 mil pesos.
Adulaci\u00f3n usando la palabra \u201cFiel\u201d o sus derivados: 7 mil pesos.
Sacarlo del ostracismo: 2 mil 500 pesos.
Sacarlo del ostracismo y presumir amistad con el N\u00famero 1: 5 mil pesos.
Cualquiera de \u00e9stas pero con difusi\u00f3n con otros amigos columnistas: 25 mil (10 pa\u2019c\u00e1 y el resto para repartir).
Pago en efectivo. En este caso no se da factura por estar afiliado al Repeco (R\u00e9gimen de Peque\u00f1os Contribuyentes)\u2026 No nos hacemos responsables del golpeteo que se origine por cualquiera de los servicios prestados y no hay derecho de exclusividad, es decir, tambi\u00e9n pueden pagarnos por madrearlo.<\/p>\n

Ya lo dijo el Gober, en esta \u00e9poca de crisis es tiempo de oportunidades y retos. As\u00ed que\u2026 \u00a1P\u00e1sele marchanta, p\u00e1sele! \u00a1Bara bara! \u00a1Bara bara!<\/p>\n

e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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