{"id":91112,"date":"2022-06-13T07:55:08","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T12:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=91112"},"modified":"2022-06-13T07:55:08","modified_gmt":"2022-06-13T12:55:08","slug":"corcholatas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=91112","title":{"rendered":"Corcholatas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Sin tacto<\/em><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El bohemio gal\u00e1n lleg\u00f3 a casa de la novia con un leve retraso de cuatro horas sobre la cita acordada y con varias copas encima, raz\u00f3n por la que la enojada muchacha no le quer\u00eda abrir la puerta.<br>\u200b\u2014Es el colmo. Una vez m\u00e1s me la has hecho. Llevo esper\u00e1ndote desde las 4 de la tarde y mira en qu\u00e9 condici\u00f3n vienes \u2014se quejaba la indignada desde dentro de su casa, con la tranca bien puesta para impedir el paso del impuntual.<br>\u200b\u2014Pero, mi amor, \u00e1breme. Fue solamente un peque\u00f1o retraso si atiendes a todo lo que hice en este tiempo que me tard\u00e9 en llegar. S\u00ed, mu\u00f1equita, convengo que no estuve a tiempo, pero mira\u2026 \u00a1te traigo un regalo!<br>\u200b\u2014Qu\u00e9 regalo ni qu\u00e9 nada. No te abrir\u00e9 porque \u00e9sta fue la gota que derram\u00f3 el vaso. Colmaste mi paciencia.<br>\u200b\u2014Mira, tesoro, en la cantina a la que pas\u00e9 de un corriendo a saludar a los amigos me saqu\u00e9 un regalo, y te lo vengo a dar para que t\u00fa lo tengas Una corcholata de cerveza tra\u00eda un premio. Mira, aqu\u00ed lo tengo, dice que gan\u00e9 una estufa y trinchador.<br>\u200bLa muchacha dej\u00f3 que flaqueara su enojo ante la perspectiva de mejorar su casa.<br>\u200b\u2014A ver, a ver, c\u00f3mo est\u00e1 eso de la estufa y trinchador\u2026 \u2014empez\u00f3 a bajar la guardia.<br>\u200b\u2014S\u00ed, mijita, aqu\u00ed te tengo la corcholata premiada. M\u00edrala por ti misma. \u2014dijo el beodo, al tiempo que le entregaba el objeto del premio.<br>\u200b\u2014\u00a1Cu\u00e1l estufa y trinchador! \u2014se quej\u00f3 la mujer, mientras ve\u00eda el interior de la tapa de la caguama. Y al tiempo que corr\u00eda la gal\u00e1n le reclamaba:<br>\u200b\u2014Aqu\u00ed lo que dice es \u00a1\u201cEstudia y triunfar\u00e1s\u201d!<br>\u200bEso son las corcholatas de los ilusos o los ladinos: espejismos del azar que les hacen pensar que contienen premios jugosos, que no son m\u00e1s que frutos de la imaginaci\u00f3n y la esperanza de la gente que la ha perdido por tantos a\u00f1os de mentiras, robos y traiciones.<br>\u200bEso son las corcholatas presidenciales -definidas as\u00ed por el propio Andr\u00e9s Manuel L\u00f3pez Obrador-, que ahora y a destiempo pierden la oportunidad de trabajar por el bienestar de la poblaci\u00f3n y se dedican a gastar el erario con fines de promoverse para ganar la ansiada candidatura de Morena a la Presidencia de la Rep\u00fablica de 2024.<br>\u200bEs un trabajo adem\u00e1s de caro, in\u00fatil, porque finalmente la decisi\u00f3n no saldr\u00e1 de su nivel de simpat\u00eda y aceptaci\u00f3n ciudadana medido en encuestas, ni del proyecto que puedan presentar para llevar el pa\u00eds adelante.<br>\u200bNo, la decisi\u00f3n se tomar\u00e1 sobre la voluntad de un solo hombre, del Patriarca (que dicen que no lo es), del Mes\u00edas tropical que concentra todo el poder de su partido y de su gobierno, y que en su momento destapar\u00e1 con su dedito moral a quien ser\u00e1 su sucesor.<br>\u200bY el problema es que la corcholata no llevar\u00e1 premio, sino solamente una reconvenci\u00f3n in\u00fatil, como la del \u201cEstudia y triunfar\u00e1s\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>sglevet@gmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sergio Gonz\u00e1lez Levet Sin tacto El bohemio gal\u00e1n lleg\u00f3 a casa de la novia con un leve retraso de cuatro horas sobre la cita acordada y con varias copas encima, raz\u00f3n por la que la enojada muchacha no le quer\u00eda abrir la puerta.\u200b\u2014Es el colmo. Una vez m\u00e1s me la has hecho. 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