{"id":9275,"date":"2008-11-01T04:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T04:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9275"},"modified":"2014-10-08T20:49:37","modified_gmt":"2014-10-08T20:49:37","slug":"terror-en-el-congreso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9275","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Terror en el Congreso!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong>
Los Pol\u00edticos<\/em><\/p>\n

Maligna sombra deambula
Con un dejo chingativo,
Siembra terror y muerte
En Palacio Legislativo.<\/p>\n

\u00bfAcaso ser\u00e1 la muerte
quien provoca estos enredos?
Se lleva a los diputados
Y a unos levanta-dedos.<\/p>\n

Tiemblan todos en La Antigua,
Que el c\u00fanico no panda,
Anda un ente chocarrero,
Se trata de Yunes Landa.<\/p>\n

Su sue\u00f1o era ser el Gober,
Mas enferm\u00f3 de gravedad,
Fidel lo acab\u00f3 de fregar
Al limitarlo con la edad.<\/p>\n

Muere Dalia con su fama
Ella tuvo sus destellos,
En su tumba no hay flores
S\u00f3lo \u201cChiles Xalape\u00f1os\u201d.<\/p>\n

Llora Raymond su desgracia,
Junto con todos sus fans,
Hay que tener mala suerte:
\u00a1Morirse en el Table Dance!<\/p>\n

A este muerto no lo quieren,
En su ata\u00fad, hay mil clavos,
La de malas y resucite
Y quiera salirse Dalos.<\/p>\n

Buena persona Ulises
Con un ligerito desliz,
Su trabajo en el Congreso
Fue totalmente gris.<\/p>\n

El deceso de Erick Lagos
Como su persona, sin brillo;
Que me expliquen c\u00f3mo muere
Alguien que cae de un ladrillo.<\/p>\n

Lo incre\u00edble de este caso
Es que siendo un gatote
No cayera bien parado
Y muriera en el rebote.<\/p>\n

Chendo el enamorado
A la parca no le teme,
Un diputado sui g\u00e9neris
\u00a1pensaba con el pene!<\/p>\n

Eso s\u00ed muri\u00f3 sin sida,
Le entraba a la prevenci\u00f3n
Y como iba a un entierro
Su ata\u00fad fue un cond\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

Por atracar a Tierra Blanca
La parca que llega y lo empina
Mas qued\u00f3 azorada la flaca:
\u201cNo es Delf\u00edn, es Delfina\u201d.<\/p>\n

Tras el sorpresivo suceso
En el limbo se oye un grito,
La huesuda le mete seso:
\u201c\u00a1Entiendo por qu\u00e9 es dipu Tito!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 pas\u00f3 con N\u00fa\u00f1ez L\u00f3pez
Cuando se qued\u00f3 bien tieso?
Perdi\u00f3 su enorme panza
Y se volvi\u00f3 Chori-hueso.<\/p>\n

No hubo caj\u00f3n en este caso,
Lo l\u00f3gico en quien fallece,
Tuvieron que usar pl\u00e1stico
Y refresco en bolsa parece.<\/p>\n

Qu\u00e9 poca, Guzm\u00e1n Avil\u00e9s
Eso no es de buena gente,
Que estando en el hoyo pidas
Que traigan a tu suplente\u2026<\/p>\n

Se fue derecho al infierno,
Su petici\u00f3n, in\u00fatil y vana,
Y en su desesperaci\u00f3n
Cambi\u00f3 fuero por su hermana.<\/p>\n

Quedan muchos pendientes
La muerte no ha terminado
Y es que parece plaga
Que haya mucho diputado.<\/p>\n

e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Su sue\u00f1o era ser el Gober,Mas enferm\u00f3 de gravedad,Fidel lo acab\u00f3 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9275","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\n\u00a1Terror en el Congreso! - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9275\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u00a1Terror en el Congreso! - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1ozLos Pol\u00edticos Maligna sombra deambulaCon un dejo chingativo,Siembra terror y muerteEn Palacio Legislativo. \u00bfAcaso ser\u00e1 la muertequien provoca estos enredos?Se lleva a los diputadosY a unos levanta-dedos. 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