{"id":9609,"date":"2008-05-16T02:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T02:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9609"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:07:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:07:22","slug":"las-clases-de-funcionarios","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9609","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Las clases de funcionarios!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Habr\u00e1n de disculpar los lectores por el atraso de esta nota correspondiente al d\u00eda del maestro, pero espero comprendan que las festividades se nos atravesaron desde el pasado 3 de mayo, d\u00eda del \u201cmaestro alba\u00f1il\u201d.
Lo prometido es deuda. As\u00ed que va un pasaje en la vida de nuestros funcionarios, servidores p\u00fablicos y animales\u2026 pol\u00edticos, que quede claro.
Imagine el caro lector un sal\u00f3n, lleno de la bullicia cl\u00e1sica de los p\u00e1rvulos. Una maestra llamando al silencio hasta que lo consigue para de inmediato iniciar la clase:
\u2013Vamos a ver, ni\u00f1os, \u00bfqu\u00e9 quieren aprender hoy?<\/strong>
El cl\u00e1sico ni\u00f1o \u00f1o\u00f1o que alza la mano de inmediato:
\u2013A ver, Miguelito\u2026 dinos:<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Trigonometr\u00eda!
\u2013\u00a1Ohhh! Qu\u00e9 interesante\u2026 \u00bfy por qu\u00e9 quieres aprender trigonometr\u00eda?<\/strong>
\u2013Es que quiero que nos ense\u00f1e a sacar el seno, maestra\u2026
\u2013\u00a1Ay, Miguelito! Est\u00e1 muy complicado\u2026 \u00bfQuieres ser matem\u00e1tico?<\/strong>
\u2013La verdad, no, maestra\u2026 quiero ser como usted, normalista\u2026
\u2013\u00bfTe gustan los ni\u00f1os?<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Me encantan, me gustan mucho!
\u2013Pues entonces podr\u00edas ser pediatra\u2026 \u00bfHay otro ni\u00f1o que nos quiera decir su sue\u00f1o?<\/strong>
\u2013Yo, maestra\u2026
\u2013\u00bfQu\u00e9 te gustar\u00eda hacer a ti, Juan Betito?<\/strong>
\u2013Quiero ser ingeniero petroqu\u00edmico\u2026
\u2013\u00a1Ohhh! Muy interesante\u2026 \u00bfy en qu\u00e9 te especializar\u00edas?<\/strong>
\u2013En el crudo\u2026 quiero conocer las propiedades del crudo\u2026
\u2013Muy bien, Juan Betito\u2026 Si no hay otro alumno, vamos a entrar en materia\u2026 \u00a1ni\u00f1o Fito! \u00a1Qu\u00e9 est\u00e1 tomando! le he dicho que no se toman alimentos en el sal\u00f3n de clases\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Ay! maestra\u2026 es que lo tomo para hacer realidad mi sue\u00f1o\u2026 \u00a1quiero ser torero!
\u2013\u00bfY qu\u00e9 toma?<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Gatorade! (Traducci\u00f3n: Gay-torei)
\u2013\u00a1Ay! ni\u00f1o Fito\u2026 ojal\u00e1 se componga\u2026 a ver si estudi\u00f3 espa\u00f1ol\u2026 d\u00edgame una palabra grave:<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Marica!
\u2013\u00a1Muy bien! Ahora, una palabra aguda\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Pu\u00f1al!
\u2013\u00a1Perfecto! \u00a1Juan Betito! \u00bfUsted tambi\u00e9n est\u00e1 tomando en clases? A ver, d\u00edgame una palabra grave si no, se queda sin recreo\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Crudo!
\u2013\u00a1Otra!<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Borracho!
\u2013\u00a1Otra!<\/strong>
\u2013Beodo\u2026
\u2013Muy bien\u2026 a ver\u2026 \u00a1una m\u00e1s!<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Ebrio!
\u2013Me sorprende\u2026 \u00bfy usted ni\u00f1o Marquitos? C\u00f3mo anda en matem\u00e1ticas\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013M\u00e1s o menos maestra\u2026
\u2013Pase al pizarr\u00f3n\u2026 Resuelva el siguiente problema: Si Marcelito fuera el 15, Fito el 18 y usted el ocho\u2026 si se juntan, \u00bfqu\u00e9 ser\u00edan?<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a141!
\u2013Muy bien ni\u00f1o Marquitos\u2026 seguro usted ser\u00e1 ingeniero y har\u00e1 muchos puentes\u2026 \u00a1es usted un tesorito!… A ver si aprende algo, ni\u00f1a Iresine, la veo muy distra\u00edda desde hace tiempo\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013No me rega\u00f1e maestrita\u2026 es que como estoy chiquita, no veo bien desde aqu\u00ed\u2026
\u2013Pues deber\u00eda comprarse unos gemelos\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013\u00bfUnos ni\u00f1os?
\u2013\u00a1Unos gemelos! \u00a1unos prism\u00e1ticos! para que vea mejor\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Ahhh! \u00a1lentitos!
\u2013\u00a1Hablando de lentitos! Tengo que ver c\u00f3mo van los ni\u00f1os de lento aprendizaje\u2026<\/strong>
La maestra sale y observa a los peque\u00f1os angelitos metidos en sus tareas. La maestra siente feo. Sabe que Erick y Christian siempre le hacen la chamba a Jorgito, pero\u2026 \u00a1Albertico no hace nada! Indignada, le grita:
\u2013\u00a1Albertico Silva!<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Fiutu-fiu-fiutu-fiu!!! \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Fiutu-fiu-fiutu-fiu!!!
\u2013\u00a1C\u00e1llese, escandaloso!<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Pues usted me dijo que silbara!
\u2013\u00a1Ah! Se quiere hacer el chistoso\u2026 \u00a1usted s\u00ed se me va a quedar castigado! Deber\u00eda aprender a Feyito, \u00e9l si hace su tarea\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013\u00bfQu\u00e9 tarea hace?
\u2013Hace bolitas\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013\u00a1Pobrecito\u2026 \u00bfy no le duele?
El jal\u00f3n de patillas y ponerlo en la esquina fue suficiente para calmarlo y dejar de molestar a Feyito, que nunca se met\u00eda con nadie\u2026
As\u00ed eran las clases (no de alima\u00f1as) de nuestros funcionarios en su ni\u00f1ez\u2026 \u00a1Ah! Si algunos no se mencionaron en la columna fue por falta de espacio o porque sencillamente es incre\u00edble que hayan pasado por la escuela\u2026<\/p>\n

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As\u00ed que va un pasaje en la vida de nuestros funcionarios, servidores p\u00fablicos y animales\u2026 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9609","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\n\u00a1Las clases de funcionarios! - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9609\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u00a1Las clases de funcionarios! - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Habr\u00e1n de disculpar los lectores por el atraso de esta nota correspondiente al d\u00eda del maestro, pero espero comprendan que las festividades se nos atravesaron desde el pasado 3 de mayo, d\u00eda del \u201cmaestro alba\u00f1il\u201d.Lo prometido es deuda. 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