{"id":9613,"date":"2008-05-14T01:24:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T01:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9613"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:07:24","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:07:24","slug":"examen-a-pederasta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9613","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Examen a pederasta!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>D\u00eda del maestro\u2026 inolvidables recuerdos de aquellos docentes que nos dieron nuestras primeras letras y n\u00fameros.<br \/>Como por ejemplo la maestra Chonita, que era dulzura; Dora Alicia, que ense\u00f1aba m\u00e1s de la cuenta; se me escapa de la mente aquella maestra que revent\u00f3 una tabla en mis posaderas despu\u00e9s de que algunos le revent\u00e1ramos a Paulino los dedos con la puerta del sal\u00f3n\u2026 la maestra \u201cBorracheli\u201d, que siempre llegaba con aliento a loci\u00f3n al proped\u00e9utico; o mi profe consentido, \u201cEl Huesos\u201d, quien tras atropellar a una ni\u00f1a en estado et\u00edlico (el maestro, no la ni\u00f1a), pas\u00f3 un rato en la c\u00e1rcel y cuando regres\u00f3, dec\u00eda que hab\u00eda pasado unas vacaciones en Acapulco\u2026 o el maestro V\u00e1zquez, de lat\u00edn, quien en cada clase me pasaba al pizarr\u00f3n a traducir frases al espa\u00f1ol aun cuando otros compa\u00f1eros quer\u00edan hacerlo\u2026 nunca traduje ninguna bien, pero al final me puso diez. Cuando le pregunt\u00e9 el motivo de la calificaci\u00f3n, me respondi\u00f3: \u201cEras el \u00fanico que participaba\u201d. 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