{"id":9620,"date":"2008-05-09T18:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T18:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9620"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:07:24","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:07:24","slug":"fidelistas-a-prueba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9620","title":{"rendered":"Fidelistas, \u00a1a prueba!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Examen de la SEV a chavitos del COAS para poder ser trasladados a la Ciudad de los Ni\u00f1os<\/p>\n<p><strong>MATEM\u00c1TICAS<\/strong><br \/>Nombre: ________________________________________ <br \/>Delito: _________________________________________<br \/>Condena:_______________________________________<br \/>Pandilla:________________________________________ <\/p>\n<p>1- Si Erick padrotea a tres golfas, si el precio por acost\u00f3n es $ 350. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos acostones necesita cada una para pagarle a Erick $9000? <\/p>\n<p>2- Juanito Manolo tiene una AK-47 con un cargador de 30 tiros. Por lo general falla 6 de cada 10 tiros, y utiliza 13 tiros cada vez que dispara desde su coche en movimiento. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntas veces puede Juanito disparar desde su coche en movimiento antes de tener que recargar su arma?<\/p>\n<p>3- V\u00edctor tiene 300 gramos de coca\u00edna. Si V\u00edctor vende el kilo a Edgar por $2500 d\u00f3lares, y 2 gramos a To\u00f1o a $85 por gramo, \u00bfcu\u00e1nto vale en la calle el resto de coca\u00edna que le queda?<\/p>\n<p>4- Fidelito, el de Orizaba, puede vender un BMW robado en $2000 d\u00f3lares, $1500 por un Corvette, y $1000 por un Lexus. Si roba 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes y 3 Lexus. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos Corvettes m\u00e1s necesita robar para tener $11000 d\u00f3lares? <\/p>\n<p>5- Tronquito fue condenado a 6 a\u00f1os por asesinato, pero gan\u00f3 10,000 por el \u201ctrabajo\u201d. Si su esposa leg\u00edtima gasta $100 al mes, \u00bfcu\u00e1nto dinero le quedar\u00e1 cuando salga de la c\u00e1rcel? Punto Extra: \u00bfCu\u00e1nto tiempo m\u00e1s va a estar en la c\u00e1rcel cuando mate a la golfa de su esposa que se acab\u00f3 su lana? <\/p>\n<p>6- Si una lata de pintura cubre 3.5 metros cuadrados, y cada letra en promedio ocupa 2 metros cuadrados: a) \u00bfCu\u00e1nta pintura necesitas para pintar &#8216;Puto el que lo lea&#8217;? b) \u00bfCu\u00e1ntas letras puedes pintar con el resto de la lata? <\/p>\n<p>7- Reyecito se tir\u00f3 a 3 mujeres de su colonia. Si en su colonia vive un total de 27 mujeres, \u00bfCu\u00e1l es el porcentaje de mujeres que se ha tirado? <\/p>\n<p>8- Cinthya se rob\u00f3 la bicicleta de Mariana. Cinthya se va en friega con la Bici a 35 Km.\/hr. Mariana carga su .357 magnum en 8 segundos. \u00bfQu\u00e9 tan lejos va a estar Cinthya cuando Mariana le vuele los sesos? <\/p>\n<p>9- Si un polic\u00eda gana 4 pesos por hora de sueldo, y 200 por hora en mordidas, \u00bfCu\u00e1ntas horas deja de trabajar por cada mordida? <\/p>\n<p>10- Supongamos que cada polic\u00eda cuenta con un arma y cada ladr\u00f3n cuenta con dos armas, y se registran 1,000 delitos diarios en la ciudad: <br \/>a) \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos delitos son cometidos por polic\u00edas? 90% , 95% , 100% <br \/>b) \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos por ladrones? 10%,  5%,  1% <\/p>\n<p>PREGUNTA DE RESCATE 11 &#8211; \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos litros de cerveza se necesitan para que una vieja afloje tomando en cuenta que antes de la primera te dijo que ni madres y a la cuarta ya te la atascaste? 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