{"id":9700,"date":"2008-03-26T02:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T02:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9700"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:08:00","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:08:00","slug":"la-revira-johnnie-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9700","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1La revira \u201cJohnnie Water\u201d!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Adelina Trujillo, en espera de que el Procurador de Justicia act\u00fae como tal y no s\u00f3lo de membrete\u2026<\/em> <\/p>\n

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Por un error, esta carta, que debi\u00f3 dirigirse a las oficinas de \u201cNotiver\u201d, lleg\u00f3 a mi correo, y como me sent\u00ed aludido, me tom\u00e9 la molestia, esperando la comprensi\u00f3n del se\u00f1or Alfonso Salces, de exhibir tal cual la misiva para que el lector juzgue por su propia cuenta:<\/p>\n

Se\u00f1or Director \u201cAlfonso XIII\u201d:<\/strong>
Esperando se encuentre bien de \u201csalud\u2026 \u00a1salud! \u00a1salud!\u201d<\/strong> \u201cSirva la siguiente ronda\u201d\u2026<\/strong> perd\u00f3n: sirva la presente, para precisar los siguientes puntos:
\u00bfQu\u00e9 \u201cDon Pedro\u201d<\/strong> trae conmigo el se\u00f1or Mu\u00f1oz? \u00a1Ojo, \u201cPresidente\u201d<\/strong>, digo, director, con este seudo periodista, ya lo dice el refr\u00e1n: Cr\u00eda \u201cJos\u00e9 Cuervo\u201d<\/strong>, y te sacar\u00e1n los ojos.
Lo digo por experiencia propia, tengo un funcionario que se siente muy \u201cSuperior\u201d<\/strong> y le gusta abrir de m\u00e1s la \u201cVodka\u201d<\/strong>\u2026 \u00a1exacto! Es un \u201cWiborowa\u201d<\/strong>. \u201cSol\u201d<\/strong>-o espero que ya se calle o tendr\u00e9 que romperle su \u201cGrand Marnier\u201d<\/strong>. Aunque dice que a \u00e9l le \u201cBallantine\u2019s\u201d<\/strong> lo que diga yo, Duarte de Ochoa y \u201cObviamente\u201d<\/strong>, el gober.
Si este \u201cIndio\u201d<\/strong> no le para (mi funcionario, no el seudo periodista), lo voy a mandar a la \u201cLager\u201d<\/strong> no sin antes ponerle un \u201cAppleton\u201d<\/strong> de\u2026 de\u2026 de\u2026 disculpe si me pongo \u201cGallo\u201d<\/strong>, \u201cTecate\u201d<\/strong> que soy bien \u201cPac\u00edfico\u201d<\/strong>, pero este tipejo ya me tiene hasta la \u201cCoronita\u201d<\/strong>.
Como se dice \u201cFundador\u201d<\/strong> de la Sedap desde Chirinos a la fecha, es decir, ya tiene varios \u201ca\u00f1ejos\u201d<\/strong> por ac\u00e1, se siente muy \u201cChinch\u00f3n\u201d<\/strong>.
Estoy pensando en hablar con mi padrino, \u201cDon Julio\u201d<\/strong> Garc\u00eda Carrera y me apoye para deshacerme de este \u201cCabrito\u201d<\/strong> y as\u00ed me \u201cJimador\u201d<\/strong> clemencia, mi posici\u00f3n ser\u00e1 \u201cHerradura\u201d<\/strong> y firme, para que sirva de \u201cNegra Modelo\u201d<\/strong> a todo aquel que se quiera pasar de \u201cCorralejo\u201d<\/strong>.
Estoy seguro que al final, la \u201cVictoria\u201d<\/strong> ser\u00e1 \u201cAbsolut\u201d<\/strong>-mente m\u00eda.<\/p>\n

Sin m\u00e1s, quedo de usted
\u201cJohnnie Walker\u201d<\/strong> Garc\u00eda S\u00e1nchez<\/p>\n

(Para quienes no conocieron la historia, baste checar en http:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.blogspot.com \u201cEl refresco de Johnnie Water\u201d) <\/p>\n

RESPUESTA DEL ESCRIBIENTE
Se\u00f1or director:<\/strong>
Como todo pretendiente a periodista, al recibir esta carta, me dirig\u00ed a las oficinas de Sedarpa para constatar las palabras del titular pero me remitieron a las oficinas de Administraci\u00f3n, donde pregunt\u00e9 por el jefe pero, mejor narro lo acontecido y que el lector saque sus conclusiones:
Secretaria: En un momento lo atender\u00e1 el jefe.<\/strong>
Yo: Tardar\u00e1 mucho el se\u00f1or Garc\u00eda\u2026
S: No, don Arnulfo sale en breve\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: Oiga, cu\u00e1l Arnulfo, \u00a1busco al jefe!
S: Por eso\u2026 en un momento lo atender\u00e1 don Arnulfo\u2026<\/strong>
Para mis adentros, dije, \u201cya la hice, de seguro me van a dar mi chayote esperado\u201d, pensando que Arnulfo era el Pancardo de G\u00e1ndara, pero no\u2026
Yo: Se\u00f1orita, tardar\u00e1 mucho \u201csu jefe\u201d\u2026
S: Pues yo creo que s\u00ed va a tardar un rato, porque creo que est\u00e1 rega\u00f1ando al secretario\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: \u00bfC\u00f3mo?
S: Mire, ac\u00e1 entre nos, quien manda ac\u00e1, es Garc\u00eda\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: \u00bfS\u00e1nchez?
S: \u00a1No! Garc\u00eda Fragoso\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: \u00bfY eso?
S: Pus se dice el \u201cLino Korrodi\u201d del fidelismo\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?
S: Quesque le meti\u00f3 lana en el 2004, en el 2007 y ahora ya tiene su ahorradito listo para este 2009\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: Ahora entiendo lo de \u201cLino Korrodi\u201d, \u00a1tiene escuela!
S: Pues s\u00ed, tiene una escuela all\u00e1 en el DF con su hermano, el perredista\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: \u00bfApoya al PRD?
S: Yo creo que s\u00ed\u2026 para que les mande lana a los de Encinas, pues s\u00ed, \u00bfno?<\/strong>
Yo: \u00a1Me refiero a su hermano! Si el hermano del se\u00f1or Garc\u00eda \u201cFregoso\u201d es perredista\u2026 pero bueno\u2026
S: Pues ya ve c\u00f3mo son estos poblanos\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: \u00a1Es poblano!
S: S\u00ed\u2026<\/strong>
Yo: Con permiso\u2026 me retiro\u2026
S: \u00bfNo va a esperar a don Arnulfo?<\/strong>
Yo: S\u00ed, pero a Arnulfo Pancardo, que es veracruzano y \u00e9ste Arnulfo, de Sedarpa, avienta la piedra y esconde la mano\u2026<\/p>\n

As\u00ed las cosas, se\u00f1or director, me fue imposible entrevistar al jefe de Sedarpa, es decir, al se\u00f1or Garc\u00eda, bueno, al veracruzano, para corroborar la veracidad de la carta.
Quedo a sus \u00f3rdenes:
Salvador Mu\u00f1oz\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

PD Sugiero una encuesta:<\/strong>
\u00bfQu\u00e9 prefieren los veracruzanos?
\u00bfChilangos como Carvallo o poblanos como Garc\u00eda Fragoso? \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1o ninguno de los dos!!!
\u00bfOaxaque\u00f1os como Flavino R\u00edos o poblanos como Emeterio M\u00e1rquez? \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1o ninguno de los dos!!!<\/p>\n

PD 2<\/strong>
De acuerdo a informes extraoficiales, Ranulfo M\u00e1rquez, secretario de Protecci\u00f3n Civil, ya arranc\u00f3 su campa\u00f1a electoral con vistas al 2010\u2026 su lema ser\u00e1, para asegurar el continuismo: \u00a1Que Veracruz LATA con fuerza!<\/strong><\/p>\n

PD 3<\/strong>
De acuerdo a otros informes extraoficiales, hay dos sospechosos de haber apodado a \u201cTonicho\u201d M\u00e1rquez como \u201cCabeza de Lata\u201d: El Chino Flavino R\u00edos o El Chino Avila Estrada\u2026 \u00bfpol qu\u00e9 sel\u00e1?<\/p>\n

e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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