{"id":9848,"date":"2007-10-30T02:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T02:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9848"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:08:35","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:08:35","slug":"paseo-con-la-muerte-ii-parte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9848","title":{"rendered":"Paseo con la Muerte II Parte"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong>
Para aquellos que quedaron
Picados de ver su suerte
Traigo en exclusiv\u00edsima
Entrevista con la muerte:<\/p>\n

REPORTERO<\/strong>
Disculpe usted la pregunta
Y se la digo de frente
\u00bfQu\u00e9 criterio utiliza
Para llevarse a la gente?<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
Muy sencilla la respuesta
Cierro ojos, no me fijo,
Pesco hombre o mujer;
Ladr\u00f3n, pobre o rico.<\/p>\n

REPORTERO<\/strong>
Entonces poco importa
Si digo verdad o miento
Se ve que a usted le vale
buen o mal comportamiento.<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
No te creas ni\u00f1o ocioso
Si he de ser con ti sincera
Un poco de trampa es buena
Para llevarme a cualquiera:<\/p>\n

Te pongo por ejemplo
A pol\u00edticos siguientes
Que crey\u00e9ndose chichos
Me pelaron los dientes:<\/p>\n

Muri\u00f3 Arredondo en carro,
Un carro de lujo: volvo;
Excesos de su \u201cperica\u201d vida
Tuvo que acabar en polvo.<\/p>\n

REPORTERO<\/strong>
\u00a1Ah que terrible deceso!
Se ve que tiene ma\u00f1a
\u00bfA qui\u00e9n m\u00e1s, diga,
aplic\u00f3 la guada\u00f1a?<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
Los huesos no me alcanzan
Las muertes me son varias
Pero deja que te cuente
La del rector Ra\u00fal Arias:<\/p>\n

Un homicidio por celos
Su esp\u00edritu est\u00e1 sin calma
Por besar en dos bocas
Dijo Dalia en vez de Alma.<\/p>\n

\u201c\u00a1Ah perro malnacido!
Ahora s\u00ed te me mueres;
\u00a1mira que confundirme
con la estirada de la P\u00e9rez\u201d.<\/p>\n

As\u00ed se plasm\u00f3 en los diarios,
Se cr\u00f3nico en las columnas:
Se habl\u00f3 de este uventurero,
Un Don Juan de sus alumnas.<\/p>\n

\u00bfTe parece poco, amigo?
Ah\u00ed te va otro pinche bicho:
So\u00f1aba ser candidato
Y se llamaba Tonicho.<\/p>\n

Dicen que su triste muerte
Fue por una cruel vendetta
Nadie le crey\u00f3 nunca
Que perdi\u00f3 una maleta.<\/p>\n

No se le acusa de ladr\u00f3n
Y menos de traicionero
Era demasiado fiel
L\u00e1stima que al dinero.<\/p>\n

Y si el de Protecci\u00f3n Civil
Sali\u00f3 pa\u2019 la lana ducho
Imagina a su compadre
Antonio Ben\u00edtez Lucho.<\/p>\n

A ese hay que tenerle miedo
Como enfermedad de Burdel
Nom\u00e1s que le lleguen al precio
Capaz que vende a Fidel.<\/p>\n

A To\u00f1o a\u00fan no me llevo
Pero se qued\u00f3 en la orilla
Mas otro no tuvo suerte
El chavo Yunes Zorrilla.<\/p>\n

REPORTERO<\/strong>
Oiga, \u00bfqu\u00e9 fue tan malo
Perder la Senadur\u00eda?
Ya estaba bien colocado;
\u00bfeso no lo ayudar\u00eda?<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
Te confieso una cosa
\u00c9l no tuvo pecadillo,
Hubo una triste confusi\u00f3n
Lo llev\u00e9 por el apellido.<\/p>\n

REPORTERO<\/strong>
No se moleste, do\u00f1a Muerte
Le voy a dar un triste dato
Si se llev\u00f3 a Yunes, p\u2019al 10
Deja al PRI sin candidato.<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
No worry, mi Chupatintas,
Al darme cuenta de mi error,
En todos los aspirantes
Decid\u00ed sembrar terror.<\/p>\n

Para que entiendas a\u00fan mejor
Quien quiera de Fide su silla
Maldito ser\u00e1, y tendr\u00e1
Peor suerte que Yunes Zorrilla.<\/p>\n

REPORTERO<\/strong>
A ver si entend\u00ed bien, Se\u00f1o
\u00bfEs decir que si H\u00e9ctor o Rey,
Arredondo o Mota quieren ser,
Nom\u00e1s es hacerle al buey?<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
Y si acaso lo aspiran
Aplicar\u00e9 miles dolores…<\/p>\n

REPORTERO:<\/strong>
Pero diga, qui\u00e9n ser\u00e1 el bueno<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
\u00bfTe suena Reyes Heroles?<\/p>\n

REPORTERO:<\/strong>
No entiendo \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 el de Petr\u00f3leos?<\/p>\n

MUERTE:<\/strong>
Porque por \u00e9l aumentaron
En Veracruz los santos \u00f3leos.<\/p>\n

REPORTERO:<\/strong>
No me queda m\u00e1s, Se\u00f1ora
Dar gracias por la entrevista<\/p>\n

MUERTE<\/strong>
Pero t\u00fa no te me escapas
Tu nombre aparece en mi lista:
Eres transa sin ser pol\u00edtico…
\u00bfAcaso eres periodista?<\/p>\n

REPORTERO<\/strong>
Deme una oportunidad, Do\u00f1a
Si usted se nota que es lista
No le cobro ning\u00fan chayote
D\u00e9jeme ser su cronista.<\/p>\n

Si lo anterior dio miedo
Lo que sigue les aterra
Pues esto me lo escrib\u00ed
Tres metros bajo tierra.<\/p>\n

e-mail: dor00@hotmail.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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