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\u00a1Calaveras!<\/p>\n

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Apurado estaba escribiendo \/ este art\u00edculo venenoso \/ que sorprendido me cogi\u00f3 \/ la calaca por maldoso.
Se\u00f1ora si me ha de llevar \/ al menos que tenga fortuna \/ diga qui\u00e9n me ha de acompa\u00f1ar \/ pa quitarme esta calentura.
Ante mis ruegos y llantos \/ la muerte se compadece \/ y me dice \u00bfves al Gordo \/ que a Jorge Porcel se parece?
Pero si es mi To\u00f1o Nemi \/ a quien ya le ponen vela \/ pero \u00bfy ese zopilote? \/ \u201cse equivoc\u00f3 de Centinela\u201d.
Si me voy con funcionarios \/ como el que aqu\u00ed est\u00e1 presente \/ bar\u00e1jela despacito \/ y veamos el Gabinete.
\u201cNo deber\u00eda contarlo \/ y menos t\u00fa de saberlo \/ oye bien te va la lista \/ de los que van al averno\u201d.<\/p>\n

Martha Montoya<\/strong>
\u201cInfraccionaba mi carruaje
por viaje, \u00a1me ten\u00eda harta!
le pagu\u00e9 a un magistrado
pa\u2019 que me matara a Martha\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cComo ella estaba de buen ver
tuve problemas primero
en lugar de muerte, placer
quer\u00eda dar Garcimarrero\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cLlena de desesperaci\u00f3n
pues invoqu\u00e9 al buen Luzbel
que dio por recomendaci\u00f3n:
p\u00eddeselo a G\u00f3mez Anell\u201d.<\/p>\n

Muerte cruel tuvo la dama
ahogada en vaso con agua
sin embargo se sospecha
de un Demuner o Zepahua.<\/p>\n

Emeterio<\/strong>
Extra\u00f1a muerte la de Eme
morir en la bacinica
carta p\u00f3stuma nos deja
\u201cinvestiguen Zongolica\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo hay nada m\u00e1s que averiguar,
menos que se diga u opina
muri\u00f3 al abrir su bocota
en el caso de Ernestina\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cSabi no pudo ayudarlo
s\u00f3lo le ofreci\u00f3 una misa
ni respondi\u00f3 a su verdugo,
que eran los de Televisa\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cEso s\u00ed, falleci\u00f3 digno
como aquel que nada teme
ten\u00eda la frente en alto
a\u00fan con la partida de Eme\u201d.<\/p>\n

Theurel<\/strong>
\u201cEste s\u00ed fue amor de verdad
hasta en la tumba le fue fiel,
pues pidi\u00f3 en el lecho mortal
que lo enterraran con Montiel\u201d.<\/p>\n

Algo espeluznante se oye
en la tumba, es un grito
\u201cno te preocupes, recuerda
que as\u00ed Theurel se hizo rico\u201d.<\/p>\n

Pobre, cu\u00e1nto sufrimiento,
\u00bftan feo castigo al corrupto?
\u201c\u00bfQui\u00e9n te dijo que por eso?,
si va con Montiel es por… bruto\u201d.<\/p>\n

Memo Z\u00fa\u00f1iga<\/strong>
\u201cMuerte atroz fue la de Memo
morir en pleno bodorrio
dicen que busc\u00f3 el suicidio
pa\u2019 no mezclarse con Yorio\u201d.<\/p>\n

Perd\u00f3n mi duda, Se\u00f1ora
esa ni quien se la crea
sospecho que fue un malora
que ambicionaba el IVEA<\/p>\n

\u201cNo andas errado, mi joven
te lo digo y no repito
yo s\u00e9 qui\u00e9n mat\u00f3 a Z\u00fa\u00f1iga:
fue una escuela patito\u201d.<\/p>\n

Pues as\u00ed, como van las cosas \/ no tendremos gabinete \/ lo que s\u00ed ya es de rutina \/ nom\u00e1s se queda puro ojete.
\u201cNo worry, mi periodista \/ la realidad no es tan dura \/ encargu\u00e9 a prensa cr\u00edtica\/ que se los meta en cintura\u201d.
\u201cMas si acaso hubiera uno \/ que se pase de gandalla\/ hay instrucciones precisas \/ de mandarlo a la chingada\u201d.<\/p>\n

De su servidor:<\/strong>
Ya pa\u2019 rematar el d\u00eda
Ah\u00ed les dejo unos versos
Nom\u00e1s que son cortitos
Me qued\u00e9 ya sin sesos:<\/p>\n

Erick Lagos<\/strong>
Sorprendido cuando dorm\u00eda
Iba al congreso ese lunes
S\u00f3lo lamentaba algo Erick
Dejarle el Congreso a Yunes.<\/p>\n

Marina<\/strong>
Para llev\u00e1rsela al pante\u00f3n
\u00a1Ah! \u00a1c\u00f3mo la hizo de tos!
No quer\u00eda devolver a la Legis
El carro… \u00a1se parece a Fox!<\/p>\n

Gonz\u00e1lez Azamar<\/strong>
Si la muerte agarra parejo
Se lleva al rico y hasta el naco
Por qu\u00e9 tons no se llev\u00f3
Al electo de Catemaco.<\/p>\n

Nemesio<\/strong>
Sin albur, \u00a1lo trab\u00f3 la pelona!
Eso s\u00ed, peg\u00f3 un fuerte grito
Presum\u00eda ser diputado
Pa\u2019 m\u00ed que era Diputito.<\/p>\n

Carvallo<\/strong>
Encabronada la calaca
No hallaba a Jorge, el jefe
Hac\u00eda campa\u00f1a en los Tuxtlas
\u00a1Y lo buscaba en el DF!<\/p>\n

Fararoni (Tuxtlas)<\/strong>
Sobre el muerto las Coronas,
Borracho pero con decencia
Rafa merece estatua
Por creer en Convergencia.<\/p>\n

Notiver<\/strong>
Y ahora si me muero, quiero
Cantos, marchas y valses
Muerte te pido una cosa
Larga vida a Poncho Salces.<\/p>\n

De m\u00ed<\/strong>
La muerte me ha de llevar
Y no porque sea grosero
La neta con Notiver
Me pas\u00e9 de barbero.<\/p>\n

\u00a1Abur!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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