{"id":9866,"date":"2007-10-09T01:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T01:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9866"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:08:39","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:08:39","slug":"el-noble-bruto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9866","title":{"rendered":"El noble bruto"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/o:p>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz <\/p>\n

<\/o:p><\/p>\n

Esperando un pronto restablecimiento para el buen Ricardo Landa Cano, subsecretario de Gobierno, vayan estas l\u00edneas que, esperamos, no lo hagan encabronar, para que no haga bilis y mucho menos lo hagan re\u00edr, porque le va a doler m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n

El socorrista estaba realmente compungido, a duras penas me acerqu\u00e9 al hombre y me atrev\u00ed a preguntar, con una voz casi imperceptible:<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfC\u00f3mo est\u00e1?<\/p>\n

\u2013Mal, muy mal\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfTan grave?<\/p>\n

\u2013Imagine, reportero, se cay\u00f3 con el bruto\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Perd\u00f3n, param\u00e9dico, pero ten\u00eda entendido que se cay\u00f3 del caballo\u2026 no que el caballo tambi\u00e9n hab\u00eda ca\u00eddo\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Vay\u00e1monos entendiendo, yo me refiero al noble bruto\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Mire, la verdad no s\u00e9 si Ricardo tenga linaje, pero el que se haya ca\u00eddo del caballo no implica que le llame \u201cbruto\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u2013Con raz\u00f3n luego los andan madreando, me refiero al cuaco, al equino, al caballo, a la bestia\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a1Ahhh! Con raz\u00f3n, pues yo me refer\u00eda al bruto\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfAl caballo?<\/p>\n

\u2013No, al bruto que dej\u00f3 subir al subsecretario de Gobierno\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfC\u00f3mo? No era l\u00edder charro<\/p>\n

\u2013S\u00ed, pero acaba de dejar al PRI\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013No, periodista, me refiero a si no era presidente de la asociaci\u00f3n de charros\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Ah, tambi\u00e9n\u2026 pero le digo que lo acababan de nombrar Subsecretario\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfSubsecretario?… \u00bfQu\u00e9 es eso?<\/p>\n

\u2013Pues el jefe, el Gober Preciso, le dio un alto puesto en el Gobierno\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Pues Incitatus\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfIncitatus? \u00a1Oiga param\u00e9dico irrespetuoso! No le diga Cal\u00edgula a mi Gober Preciso..<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a1Qu\u00e9 te pasa periodista paranoico, ya te pareces a H\u00e9ctor Yunes que ve a Reynaldo por todos lados\u2026 quise decir: Pues incita tus \u00e1nimos a progresar el ejemplo de Ricardo Landa\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Disculpa, socorrista\u2026 ando nervioso por mi amigo Ricardo\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013Pero de qu\u00e9 te preocupas, \u00a1de esta sale bien!<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfC\u00f3mo sabes? \u00bfYa lo viste?<\/p>\n

\u2013No\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfEntonces?<\/p>\n

\u2013No ves que es el Gato Modorro\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00bfY?<\/p>\n

\u2013\u00a1Pues todav\u00eda le restan seis vidas al cabr\u00f3n!\u2013 Diciendo y haciendo el param\u00e9dico subi\u00f3 a la ambulancia para ver c\u00f3mo estaba el bruto y yo fui a ver al otro bruto, al que dej\u00f3 subir a Ricardo al caballo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Esperando un pronto restablecimiento para el buen Ricardo Landa Cano, subsecretario de Gobierno, vayan estas l\u00edneas que, esperamos, no lo hagan encabronar, para que no haga bilis y mucho menos lo hagan re\u00edr, porque le va a doler m\u00e1s. El socorrista estaba realmente compungido, a duras penas me acerqu\u00e9 al hombre y me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9866","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-sin-categoria"},"yoast_head":"\nEl noble bruto - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com\/?p=9866\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"El noble bruto - Los pol\u00edticos Veracruz\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Esperando un pronto restablecimiento para el buen Ricardo Landa Cano, subsecretario de Gobierno, vayan estas l\u00edneas que, esperamos, no lo hagan encabronar, para que no haga bilis y mucho menos lo hagan re\u00edr, porque le va a doler m\u00e1s. 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